So, Paris, huh?
After having spent three days here (which, I’ll be the first to admit, is no nearly enough time), I’m boarding a plane tomorrow morning to head back to London where I will lay relatively low until about 7:30 PM when I’ll be attending a performance of Doctor Faustus at Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre.
As you all know, I thought London (and the surrounding areas, for what it’s worth) was positively stunning. Paris? What did I think of Paris?
Meh. Simply meh.
Not saying that I regret it at all, but there were a couple of things that could have made my visit a little better:
1. More money. Sweet Jeebus, this city is pricy! I skipped eating at one of those famous cafes because I didn’t want to shell out 30€ for a meal just by my lonesome.
2. My wife. This city is all kinds of romantic and whatnot. Would have been nice to have the Lady here to share it with.
3. More time. Everything closes at strange times and days of the week, so you need at least a couple of weeks here in order to see everything.
Don’t misunderstand me though, I loved Paris and I’m thankful for having had the opportunity to come here, but I think that I should have saved this city for another trip in order to do it justice, you know? But this is, as you can tell, a delightful first world problem to have.
The first day I was here I simply walked around and got my bearings. It’s a relatively easy city to get around in, so experiencing Paris by foot isn’t exactly the worst idea. Lost a lot of tread on my shoes that day. Here’s a general rundown of how it went down.
Day 1: Saw the Eiffel Tower, the Arc du Triomph, Notre Dame
Day 2: Sacre Coeur, Musee d’Orsey, Eiffel Tower (elevator, bitches!), and The Military Museum/Les Invalides
Day 3: The Catacombs, The Louvre
As I get ready to pack my bags for my flight tomorrow morning, I am left with this overwhelming feeling like I am leaving Paris on a slightly-sour note. I expected to find a cosmopolitan European city filled with people celebrating a relatively recumbent (not physically, you perverts) lifestyle while enjoying the arts created by both their peers and those that came before them. I expected high-quality food and drink to be plentiful and easily accessible. I expected to find a place where history and the future combined to a swirling mass of creative energy that would inspire me and ignite my own creativity. What I found, unfortunately, was a bit different. In many senses, Paris is no different from any major city. The food is expensive, the Metro stations smell like urine (which, keep in mind, was not the case in London), itinerant ware-chuckers were hocking their shoddy merchandise with worse French accents than my own at every major attraction, and the people were, by and large, not fantastically friendly. But, once again, let me state the following to help your understanding:
Paris was freaking awesome. Seriously. Come here with someone you love. This shit’s a trip.
Paris does have one thing down pat: how to be French. From the omnipresent architectural themes, food and wine combinations, and serious cigarette smoking, this city knows how to uphold a stereotype. Another Parisian element that I was unaware of? All Parisians, and I mean that with 97.6453% certainty, are freaking gorgeous. Everybody between the ages of 18 and 50 in this city look like they walked right off of a magazine cover and into a subway station if only to shoot ugly foreigners (such as myself) bad looks. Seriously. If you’re wondering where all the Good Looking Genes went, they’re here.
That said, if you don’t already, follow me on Instagram (@doctorb42) for some of by better photos or click through one of my photos above to see my Flickr albums.
-B